I got new sisters, and a new brother. my new brother is handsome, but he beats me up for food.
2006.11.24 08.36
First snowfall and Emilee is TOTALLY ready!
2006.09.29 18.31
I Just passed my test to be a P.a.t.s dog!!! Yay Me!!!
2006.07.16 15.44
Big hike = tired dog
2006.02.14 14.16
I'm pretty
2005.12.29 11.00
HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2005.12.22 23.59
we are I am undecided as to whether or not we I like this jacket.
emilee, however, is quite sure how she feels about it.
I'm thinking we should exchange it for something a little more polished,
2005.12.19 15.13
2005.11.22 12.21
I could seriously watch this all day. Emilee LOVES going to see her auntie cha at work, so much, that all i see is the ass end of her the whole time, first she DRAGS me in the direction of her work, then once we are in the elevator, she starts to obsess about the door opening, then this... http://www.poopeople.com/emilee/shoot.mov
2005.11.20 22.38
I'm pretty. I gots a giant unicorn. I took a bite out of hepatitis tonight
we came across a big black bird having a nap with his eyes open, what a silly bird, i bet he would be better rested with closed eyes.
emilee decided she would move out, this is her attempt at being homeless, and whoring herself off. it worked, but she recieved no money for her whoring.
she became bitter, and considered rampid drug use.
then realized that duskybeans holds the best drug of all....one she cannot resist, no matter what...
emilee realizes that cha is her drug dealer, when char picks up a rock, like, i was trying to get a picture of her hopping backwards, but shes too fast. its literally one of the weirdest things youll see a dog do, other than her hopping through the tall grass like a baby deer, but thats another issue in itself, that the internet really cant even begin to let you experience. I wish junkies would do tricks for drugs, i would totally make videos of it and sell millions.
*cough cough* whore *cough cough*
this picture is just upside down, nothing terribly fancy.
moms sick, so I'm showing her how to do it in style
2005.05.22 16.40
Today i got escared of the man cutting the tree branches outside, so i got to hang out with zee mamma at work. it was fun, i got to see gerry and mom got me a giant cookie.
then i ate it.
im still hungry, i think i just screwed myself out of dinner though.